*eats 1 carrot*
*checks to see how much weight I’ve lost*
U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense
theres a kid at my school called shabang and i asked him what his name was and he said shabang and i said i shabanged your mum and he told the teacher
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.